i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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