I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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