I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it because I queefed?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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