no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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