remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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