Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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