Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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