One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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