People in love make me want to vomit
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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