i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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