Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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