lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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