i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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