butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Alive.
So much puke
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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