a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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