I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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