It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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