your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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