Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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