Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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