Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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