Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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