Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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