im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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