really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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