Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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