hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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