shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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