we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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