Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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