I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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