So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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