Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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