Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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