so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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