My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
