I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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