yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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