fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
