Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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