He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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