I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
