ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it glows. i had to have it.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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