Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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