We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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