It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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