THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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