yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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