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Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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