I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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