why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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