I puked a lego.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
